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A Blogger sits on his computer. It just so happens that today, the 1st of July, is this bloggers birthday. Though it was 17 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

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Posted at 11:49pm on July 22nd - 4176 NOTES
#spr srs ms fox 


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Posted at 11:49pm on July 22nd - 115584 NOTES
lady-wylfsbane:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

When I was in high school the guy I’m dating and living with now was a few years older than my friends and I and he had was a goth kid too but he’s very intelligent and charismatic and loved to mess with the crazy goth kids so he has them all believing he was a 3000 year old vampire lord who knew Jesus and he had a bet with him and now Jesus owes him 2 goats which is now like $500 and Jesus started Christianity and died to get out of the deal so he was waiting for the second coming to get his money from Jesus which is only going to increase with inflation and interest and all these 14-15 year olds actually believed him and that he had the powers and shit so he used it to start a ‘cult following’ and these kids would bring him food and buy him gifts and even when he told them to stop they wouldn’t leave him alone and it’s amazing what high school kids believe

lady-wylfsbane:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

When I was in high school the guy I’m dating and living with now was a few years older than my friends and I and he had was a goth kid too but he’s very intelligent and charismatic and loved to mess with the crazy goth kids so he has them all believing he was a 3000 year old vampire lord who knew Jesus and he had a bet with him and now Jesus owes him 2 goats which is now like $500 and Jesus started Christianity and died to get out of the deal so he was waiting for the second coming to get his money from Jesus which is only going to increase with inflation and interest and all these 14-15 year olds actually believed him and that he had the powers and shit so he used it to start a ‘cult following’ and these kids would bring him food and buy him gifts and even when he told them to stop they wouldn’t leave him alone and it’s amazing what high school kids believe



Posted at 11:46pm on July 22nd - 3376 NOTES
thiefofstars:

its not technically 413 here anymore but i figured i couldnt end the day without a pic of the bab

thiefofstars:

its not technically 413 here anymore but i figured i couldnt end the day without a pic of the bab



Posted at 11:42pm on July 22nd - 17344 NOTES

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Posted at 11:42pm on July 22nd - 49525 NOTES

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]




Posted at 11:39pm on July 22nd - 64356 NOTES

katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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we could have had a singing career.



Posted at 11:38pm on July 22nd - 42234 NOTES

thecarefree:

his face tho

ah yes one of the reasons why i love him is because of his sass face

(Source: thezezethex)




Posted at 11:37pm on July 22nd - 18996 NOTES

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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Posted at 11:37pm on July 22nd - 38646 NOTES

invocate:

not even 5 minutes was spent on any of these i’m sorry



Posted at 11:35pm on July 22nd - 244376 NOTES

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

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